Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Matthew's Top 10 Reasons to Hire GP3 Instead of Buy Halo 3


10. Because GP3 (George Poe Trio) comes before HALO 3 alphabetically

9. George Poe Trio doesn't have a parental advisory

8. No standing in long lines to get a copy of GP3

7. Master Chief doesn't take musical requests no matter how much you ask

6. Try seeing HALO live

5. Who ever heard of "Put some HALO on it!"?

4. GP3 is rendered more life-like (most of the time)

3. Nobody ever died in an internet cafe wearing an adult diaper while listening to GP3 (although there was that lady that had a heart attack after singing with Matthew and George that one time -true story)

2. No Carpal Tunnel Syndrome


And the number 1 reason to see George Poe Trio instead of buying Halo 3…


1."You had me at HALO."

Have a great and prosperous week,
GP3

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