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The highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto IV video game, an action-packed shoot-'em-up thriller, hit store shelves this morning. It’s expected to be the biggest seller in gaming industry history, projected sales topping $300 million for this week alone.

Normally, we would provide a hyperlink for you to click on to see an image of what we’re talking about. But this game is ridiculously violent and sexually suggestive, and thereby controls the actions of juveniles and weaker minded game players. So we've decided against it. As a matter of fact, if you are under 18 years of age (and/or weak-minded), stop reading this blog immediately, turn the computer off and go outside (for the your safety and the safety of others) before you unwittingly attempt to recreate the all of the crimes experienced in the game.

For those of you that are still reading this, the highly controversial Grand Theft Auto is a state-of-the-art video game in which players rob and murder their way through the criminal underworld (much like what George and Matthew do each day at their day jobs). The game is set in Liberty City, a metropolis that very closely resembles a modern-day New York (except the street rats have better tattoos). Players maneuver a low-life character named Niko Bellic through the beautifully densely detailed digital carnage. He steals cars, shoots at cars, shoots from cars, speeds in cars, shoots from speeding cars at other speeding cars, carjacks vehicles with people the in cars, plows cars through police barricades (some of which are made of cars), steals more cars, run over pedestrians in cars, etc, basically, committing every imaginable crime while driving a car including not waiting thirty-minutes before entering the water after a big meal.

The question is how much would someone be willing to pay for all of this crude, crass, disgusting, violent game? Answer, GTA retails for $59.99! Talk about being jacked! Upon learning this, the GP3 marketing team decided to remind everyone to play their FREE games online. The games below contain no violence, no sex, no vulgar language, and no graphics of cars committing crimes.

So have a 'HOT COFFEE' and let the games begin.

Guess Matthew's Social Security Number
Guess Matthew's SSN, assume his identity, and tour with GP3

Tic Tac 'Poe'
A hilarious game of Tic Tac Toe against Matthew's Evil Twin who uses upright basses instead of O's

Lee's Picture Scramble Game
Unscramble pictures just like the retro hand-held plastic square game

George's Memory Game
A timed game of skill and concentration using GP3 images

Lee's Hyper Cube
This virtual cube puzzle is like a Rubic's Cube on steroids!

GP3 Collage Memory Game
Test your memory by revealing the correct squares of the collage

See them all here: GP3 Games Page
Enjoy,GP3